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I Should've Qualified for the GLITCH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
Watch [Player Name] recount their shocking qualifying fail at the GLITCH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, sharing what went wrong.
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today we are out here for a qualifier for the glitch world champion the glitch World Championship I actually just picked up my players pack they actually had a lot of really cool colors these are the pitches these are the glitches nice are they both plasma yeah all three of plasma cool changes like blue to purple yeah that's got to be the one gets a glitch and a pitch I believe which I think the pitch is just the version I picked up this one cuz it's got a sick little swirly rim and the glitch we'll probably throw them we'll throw them in a field a little bit just to see how they fly surprisingly not super windy right now we're going to have to shoot 12 to 15 down in order to take it there are four par fours which are on par three holes but they're pretty long so it'll probably be easy threes it's all going to come down to the putting today I think 153 G 151 G and then this one was kind of my flip up one that I've aced with before so we might throw this one as well cuz you can throw whichever glitches you want and there's a long drive and three ctps I just want have some fun and see if we can qualify for the glitch World Championships which are going to be at Maple Hill later in this year I haven't thrown glitches in a while also I forgot my regular shoes somewhere in my my like lifting shoes they don't have a lot of good lateral stability so hopefully we don't break them so the glitch is one of the most popular discs out there on the market and I would probably argue it's the most popular one speed the reason for that is if you look at any sort of like catch disc like can ultimate frisbe like you'd play with your friends or this looks much more like it than most other disc like a driver which is pretty bladed or even a mid-range which is definitely closer but still not quite the same that's why a lot of companies also are making onee type this and the glitch is by no means the first it's just got to be the most popular they marketed it as seven Glide 170 and I think that really caught on but there were this before like the PCAT like the birdie and some other ones the P cat probably being the closer counterpart to one something that's going to be really glidey but this having a little bit more rounded Edge and a lot of space underneath the flight plate means that it just wants to Glide and stay in the air forever and so companies like disia will make the Spore which is a little more overstable actually my like preferred thrower but glitch World Championships here we come maybe oh man I'm pumped like last year's glit World Championship you flew out time in yeah I forgot about that last we last year's glitch championships basically the main reason I went is because before it I was able to collab with Simon I sucked at it it was so bad right to left not good Mando's in play High left oh yeah well as you watch me absolutely sky this first shot into Oblivion I actually did find a difference between the pitch which I'm throwing that you'll note from the colored rim and the glitch which has the black rim which is the typical MVP disc and I threw the parachute one time which is the Streamline version I anticipated they'd all be the same but by the end of this I found a little bit of difference I only threw the parachute once and it's Gregs who you'll see on this card but I'm planning on making a full video with it soon if I can thought I was going to get that eagle that look perfect now for the hard part putting ooh ooh but I think if we don't talk about it like the hard part and we just think hey we're going to make the putt it'll go better so now for the easy part putting star frame got a birdie star frame to start that's what you want to see I want to play more 360t par fours hole two 300 ft right down the hill a lot of figuring out touch today I haven't thr a glitch in a while that looks nice if it sits maybe it's long I don't know wow it takes like no energy to throw these things that's crazy I think the key is just thinking about not hard which is hard for me right now got to think about smooth oh Greg just made a freaking 35t putt like it was nothing yeah you used to putt really well with glitches remember the first tags back in January when I suck those glitch those were glitch putts too back then I know I don't know why you puted with it but I mean it's perfect for this challenge right now here a mad man jeez you guys are making fun with this thing looks so easy all right 220 part three got a little headwind on this one sit down too much heisa oo that's a tester got to remember on these that they're so glidey which means they're not get into the ground so you got to put them wider than you think but I don't trust it it's so pretty but you have to but I don't trust it stay high oh my my gosh that was like what a 60 footer at least holy crap that was nuts you need to only ever putt with these at least I didn't big put you I forbid you from throwing anything else I'm going to actually like incinerate your bag and you can only throw this disc this man has a buny machine all right they call it 350 on there 340 on uis we'll call it 400 to make us sound better this guy's a Workhorse it just looks too pretty not a lot of win but a little he right to left little too much higher I think unless it sits yeah just too far right or left dang there's my disc there's the basket I should probably remind myself what I said on like literally the last hole or two Hol ago about needing to leave it wider than you think I just can never trust it which makes no sense because I'm 30 ft this side that means I have 60 feet to be the same distance away I can throw it 60 ft wider CU if I'm 30t on the other side I'm still 30 ft means there's a lot of margin for eror no not going perfect actually there's Eagles out there I lied happens with the red one of course how do you even know which one's oh the color of the rim I'm so stupid the pitch was a little deeper actually kind of see it I do think it's ever so slightly different I don't even necessarily think that it's deeper I think that the over mold just goes down closer to the bottom of the lip whereas this one feels like it has a more bead so this is kind of like a beadless glitch and slightly beaded I don't know sometimes I feel like us as review people we look for everything that makes it this different even though it probably has no actual impact on it but I do like the field of that pitch in my hand I will have to try the parachute though which Greg has which feels nice oh is this it the feel of this I honestly kind of prefer just cuz it's not I don't throw a lot of over molded stuff like I do throw envs but this feels like really nice I don't know why that one compared to the pitch this one also is almost the same I think yeah I think that's just stiffer all around yeah stiffer disc which I really like I like my discs nice and stiff you know what I mean the the plates have to be a little bit thicker because the weight is not in the rim with oh true the over molded on the weight is in the Rim Yeah I actually totally did not even think about that come on well I'm stupid okay stop you're you're Mr Science Guy in the lab come on I'm not Bill n he's on Inova I'm on infinite nice little short but still nice nice I'm just a pitchy little boy that's my new catch phrase pitchy little boy you just call me Pitch don't annunciate the P very hard though 315 man to the left basket there left to right wind same shot as the last one just this time me a little bit of a back stop so I don't want to under throw it like I just did that looks nice uh this is a little a little tougher wind right top of the ridge pretty strong left to right maybe about 11 mph 295 right down the hill that's nice oh it flattened out really hard it seems like yours just fall out of the sky H I don't know I think this is such a cool stand oh hello Sharpie and my water bottles leaked on me when I did that so double win I think I left myself at the edge of the circle unfortunately really thought I threw that really well but too much would keeping it over oh I knew that was so low out of my hands I thought it was almost under the cage low well at least we know put it inside 20 ft otherwise we're taking some pars as long as we don't bogey though it should be good and we got a CTP hole coming out right now don't think there's a lot of room it's pretty short hole we probably got about 5T of space we can work with try to SN oh maybe not even look at this flag if you can see it I think it's close oh I crushed it no it's perfect no I crushed it that'll stop oh it's perfect at least someone knows how to throw a glitch and look at what it looks like congrats to Lowe's for getting that CTP honestly we're going to keep this rolling for Greg cuz he's bound to make another one of these crazy putts and I want to catch it when he does dude I'm telling you what that is his putter you guys see this long drive flag down there I see it 443 ft par 4 what our wind is looking like so not bad mostly left to right but a little tail rather than head which is better I think 400 ft takes it I'm just going to try to put it in the sky nose down and just drift it of course we want to try to get a two but if anything just make sure we throw a good shot oh come on bro go go go go go it's a little short but that's down there threw it so so low I got really long in my step I think that'll still be a good Contender though that's pretty far so this one out here maybe like 370 3 probably 360 to 370 I don't see the flag though someone might have got me I'd be very surprised maybe not I mean there's a couple really far throwers I saw were here I'm going to putp mine out and then try to find it cuz I don't see it anywhere swing Eagle B oh all right we got to go find that all right I'm pretty sure this is the mo flag and I think I got it by about 50 ft back here is this mo mo long drive yeah for sure I I would be very impressed if someone beat this I knew I knew came out of my hand with some pop I just knew it was pretty low but yeah Greg what the heck that's another one I didn't I don't think I got it again all right oh no I lost my Sharp oh it's fell out right there money dude all right 391 ft was that glitch shot pitch shot sorry not a glitch uh you guys keep it over overheating though so if we cut in and out I'm doing my best but little right to left 300 something feet finally gave it the width that was good nice the mobile keep it rolling baby we have a little bit of the wrong one we got to head right to left but this is a 426 ft par 4 I think I can give myself a legit Eagle chance cuz it's a little downhill oh it's like almost straighte that sucks oh never maybe yes no dang I yanked it a little meant to throw it here and I felt I'm about to go oh no what is wrong with you where the heck did I throw that to who needs chain is it a glitch or a pitch or a parachute that you're putting with yes it goes in the basket cuz you're Greg cats get out of here it's insane it's insane he can't miss three times we straight ahead you can I'm going you probably Mr he gets dehydrated too much I brought enough water today I'm not stupid Village greens also has water which which is really nice but Greg is a real man for bringing a body armor dude I appreciate that so much I almost brought beer oh that's it just doesn't like getting very left yeah keep thinking it will no probably right around 30 ft just outside my Comfort Range I was a little worried cuz we have like a little bit of a TA right to left so I know you need to put a little higher and essentially I think I just overthought it if I just threw the same P I threw on every other hole it's fine don't over analyze your mistakes just correct well don't crack just make a good P head left to right so don't put it too wide cuz the one won't let it get back perfect we can wait here for a minute let them play through for a second oh baby wood chips five to go one more par 4 two more ctps and this oh next one's a CTP but this hole is 267 heer again could you believe we're going to throw another Heiser That's crazy dude why did you pull it so hard like an idiot it's the body armor I've started sucking since I had that except for a park blle all right we got birdie out that's the goal or one par and one Eagle cuz not this hole but the next one should be good B I throw it really hard this one CTP and you can't even see the basket so good luck to you to know where I'm throwing I think it's fine kind of like the ski is good so this is the the disc and you can see there's no basket around that's because I guess decided that I wanted to throw it from 60 ft so we'll make this putt it's okay but yeah I guess I thought the basket was farther than I thought it was yikes I mean we're going to lay up and get an eagle and then birdie out let's look at scores real fast just for fun cuz I think I'm pretty close definitely not there with getting all these pars okay someone shot at 12 I'm at 10 we got three to play so I got to get them all and ego would would get me into that lead there's a chance that's good to know we got a biry out this one was a really bad hole I really needed this one but it's okay it's blind whatever the next one's all good all right we're looking way down there it's a high floor to start need a little lower for my typical hisers 429 par 4 Eagle time baby come on ah it's a putt long putt but it's a putt I like it that's smart if someone's on the verge of heat exhaustion you better run with them with the umbrella I think I was maybe a bit too afraid of the slight right to left that we have oh he just foreheaded that was perfect that I think I should have actually like given this some Flex out of in the middle but I've been pulling those especially with a deep disc like this can't be mad about give myself some sort of look oh wow I thought I made it and it was so short stop trying to swing it dude stay high no no absolutely crumbled under the pressure shot 11 needed 12 to for the win unfortunately I wouldn't have been able to go anyways but come on man you got to bur some of those last tools one down through the last five and the only one was that part four I'm going to have to look into like checking scores versus not cuz I really wanted to know where everyone was at but then once I knew I that was like scoring was front of mine instead of throwing good shots interesting interesting interesting if anyone can snag that long drive from us I kind of doubt it I pump that thing in good ways and I'll let you know right here and I'll let you know what the win is and that'll be all in text right there but if you want to watch last year's glitch World Championship check it out right up there it was a lot of fun uh well I actually didn't have that much fun during the actual round I was so frustrated is that Maple Hill and that course iconic you should definitely check it out and go play one of these if you can cuz the discs are really cool I got to throw the parachutes some more though so maybe I can snag one of those as my priz and do a review of that versus the Spore cuz I threw Gregs one time and it was pretty overstable subscribe please like the video and buy spin maybe peace