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This Mystery Box DROVE ME INSANE!!!
Watch us crack open a mystery box & play its contents in a thrilling disc golf round with unexpected twists!
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we do not have time to waste today because we're out of Adams Hollow for our monthly Series where Jesse who you're about to see in a second gives us a box of discs and this time he said he wouldn't be surprised if I hadn't heard of any of these discs and it's basically my job to review this for a living so I'm going to be a little impressed if he actually upholds that promise if we haven't met before my name is Jesse at trash Panda and we have this disc recycling program behind me where we've been able to recycle thousands of different discs into anything from disc dots to actual discs but one of my favorite things about this program is that we often get unique funky discs that I've never even heard of before so there's this guy locally who keeps asking us to send him mystery boxes filled with such discs and we made this agreement where I would keep sending them if he kept beating his previous score so this is the third edition and I think the discs I pulled out this time are especially unique and might just give Anthony a run for his money got a few hours of daylight left so I'm really excited to see what he put in in this box don't know what he just told you cuz he actually is sending me that video as I'm recording this hopefully it wasn't too mean to me you know the first box we shot 200 under par not great at Adam's Hollow second round we shot four under par better especially with these discs and today there's a little bit of wind out but if we don't beat four under I'm going to have to give away to one of you guys some trash Panda discs an ice in core which just recently came out if I can get one and swindle it from Jesse I might just go to his warehouse and steal it cuz I know where it is don't tell them and we'll give a second person a dune cuz I'm feeling a little generous cuz I think 5 under B line we should definitely be able to reach that hopefully no one gets this cuz that means I played well but for your sake maybe I should a couple these shots and it gives me the weirdest sist that I've ever been made who knows if you guys are new to any of my boxes and birdies videos which are just a fancy way to say Mystery Box videos cuz hopefully we get some birdies what'll always end up happening is I'll take the box and we'll play from the box so I can't see what's underneath anything I just reach in take out the first disc have to throw it on whatever hole we're on but that's only off the te after that we can throw whatever we want to that we've already taken out of the box and we can putt with my own putting Putters which I'm still trying to figure out which is why I have all these Putters down here but once we draw a one two or three speed no matter what it is we have to putt with it headwin to get started with the day 317 straight ahead now that I've sufficiently shanked five out of my six warm-ups let's see what our first disc is in the box is it going to be a putter oh he didn't give me a putter first so I can actually choose a putter it is I guess you can't really he something if you don't know oh no this guy's a little dimple on it there um it looks like it's going to be overstable on this side and under more underst stable on this side and I I there's nothing on this this one we're going to call the Clear mystery so clear mystery I think we could take the big Heiser I just hope it's not too flippy but I think oh it's flippy oh my what that was more flippy than I expected I feel like I'll be able to throw that thing far and maybe maybe I shouldn't have tried the Hiser line that's kind of the comp out line but I also hit like my lower chest as I was pulling through and it's still even though it took out some speed like almost turned over on a like super high hro line very surprising so so far Jesse is up one Zer in terms of this I don't or do know we're going to be testing out the myth which is a little bit deeper I think it's kind of almost like a whale from Inova in a tomb to putt with I putted really well in my banana FR video I just filmed with a tomb like dis so I want to try it out but this is bar oh man tomb gang no second disc coming up got a mid 530t par 4 I've definitely heard of this one this is just rude why would you give this to me it's broken we'll see how this flies it is a completely broken xbzz I not heard of an xbzz before I mean it's a buzz I'm taking it feel like I'm going to I genuinely feel like I'm going to break break this disc I feel like it's going to be more understable cuz of the weird base plastic what is this combo so far is this like the broken video I'm guessing it's going to flip but this might cause too much like drag I don't know how that'll work okay it held it pretty straight don't break don't break don't break don't break not M about oh I didn't turn it I just heer flipped it clear mystery there it's got an interesting flight doesn't slip immediately out of the hand and then it flips really fast and then it stabilizes that's like what happened both of these times which has been surprising and something I've never experienced before I don't know if we're going to be throwing it much again but it's I want to throw it just to like figure it out cuz it's got that weird little puddle top like when it flipped as fast as it did after like came out of my hand a little slow and then it flipped so fast I was like oh it's definitely going to roll over and then maybe catch some stability but it caught the stability way faster than I expected oh wow got stable on me sit down that this is surprising I'd really think it flip more these are the ones that you know you have to make every time but that means it's in your head shouldn't have said anything honestly to get five down back we can as long as we get a decent enough Putter and a decent enough Fairway we can 100% get that down in the back so I'm not super worried about it but that's a gimme especially from 130t of an up shot he we got to get that out of our head it's going to be 295 ft you can throw a straight Potter I like to kind of flick a forehand at it we might be able to O oo ooh I don't know this looks flippy golf dish triy sorry if that was all out of focus 165 G and the profile already kind of seems oh what I didn't even see I didn't see that until I P held it up how crazy warped it is oh it's so flippy hit something oh wow that is so much flipper than I expected I didn't realize I got the name wrong of this it's not the clear mystery it's still wooo we'll see if we throw it anymore try this one more time and then we might have to go to tombs try them out no the biggest problem is when I was warming up putting I was feeling real good so this is for five triple I'm really sorry you had to that but the next disc also 1 for three on this oh no this is a 434 hole and this how can you hear of a disc when it doesn't even say what the disc is ever this feels like a lot of flashing and super super thin Rim oh no not flashing just inside of the rim maybe you can see that there there's like grooves it's also kind of crazy look how warp that thing looks just right there doesn't feel terrible but it feels like it's going to want to flip a lot so we might have to lay down a roller fast I can't believe I'm three over through three if you had told me that I would be three over through three at Adam's Hollow I was okay went around that tree Gap yeah flip oh it slowed down too much this thing is honestly a bit straighter than I expected thought it flip faster try forehand it in I know the last video in this series was the crazy one where my camera died I thought I had batteries I didn't I had to use my phone this is crazy for a whole different reason a worst reason my play We're golden Unstoppable we're getting F down guaranteed all right we're going into a head we need a stable driver it's 415 ft all the way down there and oh it's a driver oh it's not stable lightweight golf disc easy to throw Gateway discs Apache I feel like I've heard of the Apache but I can't guarantee that I have so I'm giving this one to Jesse as well feels like it's 20 G so can't even really roll anything because of that well we might actually be able to throw a massive Heiser flip that turns into a roller past that what the what are what I'm literally going my R typically in videos where you're not throwing or using poters is typically if it's a putting motion you can use it this one I feel like I could jump putt but it's not I wouldn't be thinking I'm making it so it might be a little bit dangerous ah good shot get up this thing should not be as stable as it was like what is that if we can get back to even par we got a good shot at shooting five down I mean it's technically possible to shoot nine down or eight down on the back nine and there is an eagle opportunity I'm just trying to get three of these next four and then reevaluate after nine holes once we see the landscape of all the discs that we're working with next disc we got a putter Jesse is now this six 5 in one rect Tech putter it says 70 G it does not feel like it's 170 G 2014 East Point Sports limited puddle top it feels very shallow just is definitely screwed me a bit with this order cuz this is the 332t hole we're going to have to get lucky through some trees cuz I imagine this thing's going to flip hard yeah it did we'll have a long Putt and now we got a putter now I will say what this will tell me if I do putt well with this thing is beadless it's the way to go oh my gosh that thing is so flippy I gave that so much time to finish good height though good release 355 straight ahead it's kind of perched you want to throw like a forehand into the hillside maybe a big turnover that just always stays turning it's obviously going to be very dis dependent and we have oh it's like a mid driver feel someone's name on it it says 178 X Out yellow huh two flyer I've never heard of this one either dang it long raid straight driver maybe back in the day PJ approved from lightning discs I'm kind of Pumped about it it has like oh maybe the other one is a lightning disc as well the like one that I rolled because this one has that weird like grooviness on the inside as well oh we are not fine that's so flippy where is that even going to go I have a feeling I'm not winning today I don't think technically that path is OB I'm not playing as OB you can't tell me what to do M it looked more overstable than that honestly this one I'm just trying to get back under par and save my sanity we might have to get everything I honestly think this will be pretty good upside this golf this Triumph oh not that flippy though oh bad sign for the beat of Putters right there so most courses here in the Denver area I find that one of them is my Nemesis hole this is it on this course hole eight 300 straight ahead two left Jesse is 6 and one oh I've heard of this one one good 6 and two Elite extreme very overstable driver but this is like stupid gummy but I don't trust that this one will be so overstable so I don't trust the forehand necessarily but I think we're going to have to don't think about it just execute what are you sorry I had to see that that so OB it was so clean out of my hand too I was like oh this is perfect and then it just held the Qui so I am 99% sure that that is my disc out there it looks pretty solid not going to lie and there are footsteps on it and I'm sorry Jesse but I'm not risking my safety to go grab that disc maybe you can walk on it maybe it is safe maybe someone can come grab it and return it to the recycle this program or they can recycle themselves I don't know feel really bad sorry whoever recycled that disc but I had one last beautiful gorgeous flight that was nowhere near the basket four over we have 10 holes left so we miss one more of them with no Eagles and get to our number it's going to be oh the Divergent bassilus so I've heard of this one as well so we went I knew three Jesse got me on six of them very flippy rubbery this was a hard one man this was so hard I feel so bad that that's out there like I really think I should just go get it and maybe it is safe but I don't know that it's safe so it's going to be bad if I go out there so I'm not going to I'll see if I can FaceTime Jesse and see if he tells me what to do he's going to ghost me he always ghost me he never he never picks up the phone he hates me so much it's 450 what are you even doing it's still the workday like why would you not pick up my phone this is ridiculous 10 holes we probably got like 30 minutes of light let's rip it not that flippy oh my gosh it's good to have some videos like this man holy cow I'll leave my ringer on to see if he calls back oh not even close ow every single hole or miss one in eag 18 probably lightning this something that's how you play it super comfortable grip there still a chance probably F falled anyways who cares go to your home we're trying the Apache this thing was nice was far dude holy cow now there's no chance for over we have not got a single bird yet just realized that we got two projects left in this video project number one get a single freaking birdy project two get back to E even or under par pleas oh pleas let me shoot over par here we're trying out the ultra long range driver again how flippy of a disc can you be I didn't I thought there was a limit there's not apparently come on birdie I thought that was a lot shorter Straight Ahead 350 I think I really want to try the bassilus oh we're going to try the bassilus actually since this round doesn't really matter if for scoring that much we're going to go over the trees this thing is so Flippy oh same question as the last hole how can it not travel 200 ft on kaer or 100 ft I'm going try to patch it on the same line oh SmackDown that thing is sick I like that this a lot I threw that like this at least I felt like it like 15 20° a Hiser and it rolled before it got to these trees which are like halfway to the basket if this video is titled dear Jesse I hate you I hope you understand why not like I didn't ask for this but I hope you understand we're just going to try to throw again dangerous for the Z for the buzz but we're going to try to throw this thing in oh flipped it a bit that was kind of surprising no bogeys today right guys and with that being whole 13 if we get all these we can get under par really just want to get back to even but we can get under par somehow I almost wonder if that Apache is the fur flank thing in this bag the bis might roll the far no it's too flippy just that ah had nothing else has any stability here really just this the Apache and maybe that lightning disc driver the green one hit the tree and sit yeah hopefully he didn't break I'm too lazy to bring the camera over you're sitting by the next teapad oh my no the least spinny least anheiser anheiser put over a branch maybe that's ever been puted in the history of dis golf we're gonna throw the golf disc Triumph 65 G dang too swoopy not even going to worry about Putters we're just going to not think and just throw in the basket for birdie hey look it worked we finally got a birdie three holes left it's still possible 560 something feet way down there maybe 600 I don't really know kind of want to see if I can roll the bass list down there I think it to flip too fast so we're just going to try to rip on the woooo you can definitely see that cuz I can definitely see that so glad we were both able to see that disc oh it's actually smashed this probably my best drive on this h i my best drive on this hole but we're really close I'm playing no think golf that's the name of the game right now I got St I've been overthinking all these discs we can get the next one if we Eagle L team for the first time ever we don't have to shoot not under par oh too long remember the rules you must never think don't know why it works but it does it's really stupid wish it worked in tournaments and I shank them all over the place that's not super respectable for me out here but for the sake of this video I'm going to lie to myself and say that that's respectable for me you know you got to find self-c confidence somewhere sometimes it's lying that's bad advice don't take that classic whole 18 still yet to Eagle it 500 ft Dead Ahead the ground up there kind of sucks this I think went about 430 maybe on that line which I don't think is enough maybe that's a bit farther I don't really know that got right in my mouth hold hold hold hold hold fight out fight out fight out fight out fight out we skipped up right to the base of the Hill that was a smash dude that's sick oh that's such a good angle the wo didn't go as far as the made in China from the last video this sounds so stupid that I'm saying this we have like a legi equal chance here should I know think or should I think I don't know honestly that's already probably too much thinking let's just Eagle this thing and get under par I should have thought really try to do the ho no thinkers I didn't want my I didn't want the woo to get my first Eagle on this hole anyways definely I don't want that to happen good thing it's going to be a really easy birdie butt what looks like thinking or no thinking some people are just bad thanks for watching sorry this was a train wreck it was a fun train wreck though let's be honest I was going to say it'd be nicer Jesse but that's not the point of this I just need to do better you know look inside don't blame other people but I hate Jessie bye